Monday, July 27, 2026

Theater Programs are No Longer Interesting

 Theater Programs are No Longer Interesting

Steven B. Zwickel

July 27, 2026

I Used to Love Theater Programs

My parents, especially my mother, were avid fans of the performing arts. They believed that it was important for their children to be exposed to these from an early age. As with our choices of food and drink, we weren’t expected to like everything, but they insisted we try out new things. 

I grew up in New York City and my parents were avid theater-goers, so I started attending shows on Broadway when I was really quite young (my sister and I have the dubious distinction of being among the youngest audience members ever kicked out of The King and I—I was 4, she was 3—we knew all the songs and sang along!)

And so, from the time we were quite little,  my sister and I were taken to see musicals, shows, concerts, operas, and ballets. By the time I was a teenager, I was in love with the theater. {Concerts and operas also appealed to me, but ballet never interested me.}

One of my favorite souvenirs from many of my trips to the theater were Playbills, and I kept collecting these as I grew up and eventually moved from New York to Wisconsin. {Playbill is the brand name of a free program given to audience members in New York and some other American theaters <https://playbill.com/>}

1973 "El Grande de Coca-Cola" Off-Broadway comedy set in Honduras.
Jeff Goldblum was part of the cast


1976-78 "Sly Fox" by Larry Gelbart with George C. Scott
Based on Ben Jonson's 1606 play "Vulpine" 

I began collecting memorabilia, particularly theater programs, but also original cast recordings (at first 78 rpm records, then cassette tapes, then CDs). My collection grew over time until several large boxes were taking over our basement. I  had a collection of some 300–400 theater and concert programs—some from Broadway, some from the London stage, some from Chicago, and many from Wisconsin. Among the cast lists are some of big names in modern-day theater (a few from before they went on to become big stars—you would recognize them immediately).

In July, 2021 I contacted the Wisconsin Center for Film and Theater Research <https://wcftr.commarts.wisc.edu/> about making a donation to the Archive Playbill Collection. I explained that I had theater programs and Playbills from theater productions and concerts done in New York City, London, Chicago, and Wisconsin dating from approximately 1960 to 2020. I also had programs for the Madison Symphony Orchestra, Madison Chamber Orchestra, Madison Theater Guild, Forward Theater Company, Madison Ballet, CTM (Children’s Theater of Madison), and Madison Opera. 

1983 "The Mikado" Madison Savoyards' production
cover design by Sarah White

In addition, I offered to donate a lobby poster, London cast recording LP, movie script, and the Philadelphia tryout program and ticket stubs for the musical My Fair Lady. I also had programs and audio cassette recordings from 1977-1986 productions of Gilbert & Sullivan operettas by the Madison Savoyards, audio cassettes of cast recordings of various musical and opera productions, and 35 years’ worth of programs and one poster from American Players Theater in Spring Green, Wisconsin <https://americanplayers.org/> (Winner of a Tony Award in 2026!).


 
1956 "My Fair Lady" program from the Philadelphia tryout run 

The star of my collection was the program and ticket stubs from the 3rd night of a month-long Philadelphia tryout run of My Fair Lady at the Erlanger Theater on Feb. 18, 1956. These items are extremely rare and I never found anyone who had anything like them. (Eliza sings a song called “I Want to Dance All Night”—thank goodness they changed that lyric!). In Act I, Scene 9 the song “Say a Prayer” was cut from the show but Lerner and Loewe used it in the 1958 musical film Gigi. 

The program and tickets (and the Erlanger Theater ticket envelope) were given to me by a woman who was there that night, so I can authenticate them. I thought maybe a real musical theater buff or Julie Andrews fan would probably pay a lot for them. As it turned out, the Wisconsin Center for Film and Theater Research took the entire collection for its archives.


Why I No Longer Like Theater Programs

Over the past few years I have come to dislike printed theater programs and I no longer collect them. Here’s why:

Too many pages in modern-day programs are devoted to “our wonderful sponsors”. It must appeal to the vanity of those who can afford to donate $25,000+, but it comes across as boasting and bragging about how rich they are. Don’t they know that the highest form of charity is that which is given anonymously? {OK, according to Maimonides <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzedakah> complete anonymity, where neither party knows the other, is the second-highest form.}

I understand the reason for listing all of “our wonderful sponsors”—it’s supposed to encourage other rich people to become wonderful by donating. But it’s annoying to those of us who just want to know more about the play we are about to see.

Director’s Notes used to tell us a bit more about the show, its origins, and perhaps some insight into its meaning. Nowadays, it seems they think it’s important to tell the un-amazing story of how the director came across this “obscure” play (often after it won tons of awards abroad) and how incredible and insightful it is, even if it is hundreds of years old and “a play about nothing.” Most importantly, we are told that this play is RELEVANT to the way we live TODAY!

Once upon a time, it was interesting to read a little bit about the performers’ backgrounds, just to help us remember where we might have seen them before and to note their credentials. Now we get a complete resumé, alongside a heavily edited headshot, of every actor and everyone else who may have had anything to do with the show. Are there really people who want to know that the Assistant to the Prodcution Assistant to the Touring Company Co-Stage Manager worked on “Our Town” in Kalamazoo? 

I also note an alarming growth in the list of organizations, and people (including headshots and bios) listed as producers. 

And, of course, many entries finish with either #  or @ so we can “like” and “friend” them on social media, or with a shout out to someone “ who always believed in me.” I believe I will turn the page.

I do not have a PhD in Advanced Music Theory, so I am completely lost when the program notes for a concert contain an extensive vocabulary, usually in Italian (occasionally in another European language), explaining the music that will be played. 

“The third alesatura movement, features an uccisore ensemble reflecting the peasants’ march into combat with the giant grasshoppers, followed by a mordant credenza motif in C-flat spazzatura calderossa, typical of the composer’s devotion to cestino oblongatto.” This kind of thing does not make me allegro.


Of course I will continue to be part of the audience at many concerts, plays, and shows. I still enjoy a great night watching and listening to professional entertainment. But the programs they give out will go back into the rack for re-use when the curtain comes down. I won’t be saving them any longer.






Sunday, July 5, 2026

I Used to Be a Movie Lover

Steven B. Zwickel 

July 6, 2026

 I used to be a real movie lover. Not any more.

A few weeks ago, I found a bunch of my old yearly planners and started browsing through them. Among the dental appointments (not enough, I now realize) and the job interviews (far too many), were the names of movies I’d gone to see. Year after year,, I’d gone to a movie theater 2 or 3 times or more almost every month. 

Sad to say, as I write this, it has now been almost 3 years since I last went out to see a movie, and I really hated the picture. 

What happened? I got older, of course, and I am no longer part of the target audience movie producers crave. But I think it goes beyond that; the movies have changed from artistic adventures to marketable consumer goods.

I’m a Baby Boomer and grew up at a time when movies were only available on the big screen at a theater. We had a black and white set, but the studios prevented movies from being shown on television until the middle of the 1950s. One of the very first times movies were shown on TV was “Million Dollar Movie” on WOR-TV (Channel 9 in New York), which showed the same movie twice every evening. While it was sometimes a struggle to get permission to watch TV on a school night {OF COURSE I’ll do all my homework first, momma!}, whenever we could, my sister and I would devour these films. We watched, sometimes twice in one night. 

Ginger Rogers & Fred Astaire in "Swing Time"
Eventually we had memorized all the songs in the Fred Astaire & Ginger Rogers musicals like
Top Hat (1935), Follow the Fleet (1936), The Gay Divorcee (1934), Shall We Dance (1937). I would argue that “The Way You Look Tonight” from the 1936 film Swing Time is one of the greatest songs ever written (Alas,  I wish I could still hit those high notes!).

So I grew up to become a lover of movies and I think I must have seen hundreds. In Brooklyn we lived near a theater where you could watch two movies for a dollar and when I moved to Wisconsin I was lucky enough to live in a town with a one dollar theater.

Some time in the early 1980s we started renting movies on VHS tapes and watching them at home. These do not show up in any of my planners, but I know we did this, especially at holiday time, when we rented “family” movies. The VHS cassettes eventually gave way to DVDs, which we would play on my home computer before we got a DVD player. 

We survived the Covid pandemic by borrowing free DVDs from the public library. I will always be grateful to the library for helping us stay sane in a crazy time.

But then something changed. After the pandemic, even though it was safe to go to the movie theaters, I couldn’t find a reason to go. I studied the names, actors, and plot summaries of the new movies, but nothing appealed to me. 

Prequels or sequels, which seem to dominate the new releases, don’t interest me. You can learn more about the worst sequels (Jaws. The Karate Kid. Speed. Paul Blart: Mall Cop, etc.) at <​​https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/worst-sequels-of-all-time/> Somebody ought to put up a big sign in Hollywood, “If you don’t have a new idea, don’t make a movie.”

As if I needed another reason not to go see a movie in the theater, a  few months ago [Apr 27, 2026] the Wall Street Journal ran this headline, “The $50 Movie Ticket Has Arrived.” 

I put together a list of the types of movies I am not interested in watching and realized that it pretty much eliminated everything playing in the theaters.


I am not interested in:


🎥 Rom-coms: I’ve found my true love and have no interest in watching mis-matched couples battle for 2 hours on screen. If you ask me, none can compete with “Bringing Up Baby.”


🎥 Coming-of-age: They can’t pay me enough to watch awkward teens dealing with adolescence. Immaturity is not entertaining.


🎥 Coming out: People who  are not happy with the way they are can and should try something else to see if that is any better. I feel for them, really I do, but not enough to sit through hours watching other people’s internal struggles over sexual orientation.


🎥 Comic book movies: I was discouraged from reading comics when I was a kid and never developed a taste for them. If there really are super-heros, where the hell have they been all these years?  If I had super powers, I’d send all the re-makes, sequels, and spin-offs of these movies to a distant galaxy.


🎥 One-man army: It was fun, at first, to watch Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Liam Neeson, and Steven Seagal take on the bad guys. But, like the action figures people used to buy for boys {“They are NOT dolls!!!”} they are one-trick ponies. James (Sean Connery) Bond was different, because he had a sense of humor, but even he got stale and repetitive. The Bond movies became circus acrobat performances with fancy guns—the improvised weapons used to be amusing, but even those became clichés.


🎥 Pseudo-history: take any episode in history and jazz it up with modern-day sensibility (preferably by adding sex—straight, bi-, whatever), add loud, dramatic orchestral music (preferably loud enough to drown out the mundane dialog) and you have an “important”  movie. Wake me when it’s over. The old “swords and sandals” epics are still fun to watch and you can laugh at the stilted acting and oodles of ketchup that pour out of every wound.


🎥 Sci-Fi and Horror movies: Oh no! Don’t open that door/hatch! If you hear spooky music, well…..


🎥 Disney princesses, etc.: I am not, and have never been, the target audience for these films. I miss the days when Disney was subversive, with TV shows and movies about rebels and anti-heroes who weren’t afraid to take on the system. I remember Davy Crockett (Fess Parker), Zorro / Don Diego de la Vega (Guy Williams), Daniel Boone (Dewey Martin), and The Swamp Fox/Francis Marion (Leslie Nielsen). Disney also made shows about “The Magnificent RebelLudwig van Beethoven, Scottish cattle thief Rob Roy, and English outlaw Robin Hood. Is it any wonder that the Baby Boomers became anti-establishment rebels?


🎥 Bio-pics: These re-work a pop culture icon into a great hero, who overcame (or failed to overcome) one or more of the following: poverty, child abuse, sexual abuse, drug abuse, alcoholism, a physical disability, harsh criticism, losing everything to a con man, wartime trauma, racial/ethnic/religious stigma and discrimination and make a movie about a modern-day hero. Maybe some people like knowing others had it worse off than they do. I’m not cold-hearted, but these kinds of stories don't interest me.


🎥 Redemption/Quest: An ex-con/ex-sheriff/ex-cop is trying to atone for some evil deed he did in the past and agrees to help a tough woman/disabled man/lost child find out what happened to her/his family, meeting a band of truly terrifying killers and killing a lot of people along the way. The ex-whatever is hoping that, by helping with the quest, he will be redeemed. There may be sexual tension between the ex-whatever and the person he’s trying to help, but who cares? 

If you add a bit of obsession, this category  includes the “Sane-guy-going Crazy” plot where the audience is treated to watching someone go bonkers for two hours. What fun!


🎥 Smart kids/stupid grownups: Long before their idiot parents realize it, their brilliant children know that their folks were meant for each other. Sometimes the kids plot against the adults, sometimes they plot to bring them together. So cute! I could gag.


We have a streaming service, and can find Pizzaflix on YouTube, so we have loads of really good old movies we can watch that we haven’t seen before. (By old I mean from before 1930.) 

They’re mostly in black and white and they rock (most of them; some are stinkers, I admit.) But they are entertaining and there is no one sitting behind me commenting—in a loud, annoying voice—offering uninformed opinions about every scene, actor, costume, and song.

         All of which leaves me with exactly no reason to go out to the movies. 




Theater Programs are No Longer Interesting

  Theater Programs are No Longer Interesting Steven B. Zwickel July 27, 2026 I Used to Love Theater Programs M y parents, especially my ...